THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER!!!
Or better yet, the Chipmunks of Summer? Remember the Chipmunks as in ALVIN or better yet… AAALLLVVVIIINNN!!!!!! Or in this case AUGUST!!! AAAAAUUUGGGGUUUSSSTTT!!! Holy Snikes… August already… Holy S#$%^%!!! Not Augustalready?! Wow… I hope June and July were Rocking Fun and you burned some of the fuel… Or got a tremendous amount out of the sails. For the solar-powered boat, I sure as HECK hope those batteries stayed fully charged… I am talking Super Charged!!!

When Things Don’t Go Right When the batteries are low, when the sun is above the clouds, when the rain keeps falling on your head at your favorite anchorage, when the waterfront fuel is a little high, and when not all your friends can make it to the docks on Friday night… PLEASE REMEMBER… First World Problems are still Problems!!!

REAL BOATERS VS.NRB’S NON-REAL BOATERS

Real Boaters are gonna keep their boats in the water clear to the Lighted Boat Parades on the Boh, C & D, Baltimore, Bear Creek, Pasadena, Kent Narrows, all the others I may have forgotten, and the BIG ONE — Middle River. The NRBs are already worried that the season is ending and that it will soon be Labor Day. But… they are both right! You should be worried!!! Summer flies by, and my column is always about how much time exists and how time exits

So, I read that people hate AI Data Centers in their neighborhood, and I wondered why? So, I asked “ALEXA” why people hate AI Data Centers so much… We own 5 Alexas. I wasn’t satisfied with the answer, so I asked “GOOGLE” why people hate AI Data Centers… We own at least 6 or 7 Google Devices. So, I asked “GEMINI” on my smartphone, watched a few YouTube videos, and asked “CHAT GBT” to make me an “I hate AI Data Center”