JAKE THE WATER PERSON’S TAP DANCING MALLARD DUCK

So, Jake has a dancing mallard duck that he loves to bring to local Dock Bars!

A circus owner walked into a dock bar somewhere in Rock Hall to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

On the table was an upside-down pot and a Jakes mallard duck tap dancing on it.

The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from Jake.

After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn’t dance a single step!”

“So?” Said Jake the Water person.

“You’re doing it wrong, did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”

A Few Boating Rules to Enforce:

1. Don’t Be Late to the boat. If the Captain said noon, he didn’t mean 12:01!

2. Always room for more Boobs, more Beer and more money for gas.

3. Always room for more Boobs, more Beer and more money for gas.

4. If you have to ask when we are going back, you’re on the wrong boat.

5. If the Captain is yelling at the crew, the captain is wrong.

6. If the crew is yelling at the Captain, the captain is wrong.

7. Boats don’t run on Thank You, but they do like Fried Chicken

8. Don’t bring Goldfish Crackers. (They tend to swim all over the carpet and deck)

9. Any docking you can walk away from, is a good docking.

10. If it is going to happen, its going to happen out there.

GREAT WOLF LODGE GRAND OPENING

Our editor Wendy Gilbert, wife Kisha, and I had the opportunity to attend the grand opening of the newest Great Wolf Lodge.

Cecil County and Perryville hit the jackpot!

It’s a world class facility, water park, hotel and great family experience.

Because the waterpark is heated to 84 degrees I am looking forward to recharging the batteries several times this winter!

Great Wolf is going to be a great place to spend a cold winter weekend. When we don’t have the ability to go boating!!!

Holy Humor

A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover that the other driver was a Franciscan.

“It was my fault,” each insisted as is only right and proper with religious men.

Concerned, the Jesuit said, “You look badly shaken up, Father. You could probably use a good stiff drink right now to calm down.”

He produced a flask and the Franciscan drank from it and said, “Thank you, Father; I feel much better now. But you’re probably shaken up too. Why don’t you have a drink as well?”

“I will,” the Jesuit replied, “but I think I’ll wait until after the police have come.”

A U G U S T !

Hot August Nights and half way through the Summer already.

That is the problem with Summer.

All four seasons are the exact same size. They last exactly 3 months.

It just seems like Summers fly on by. Winter doesn’t seem to fly by, Winter moves like a sloth and Summer like a Cheetah!

So here we are on a Cheetah, enjoying the ride.

Summer might be fast but you have to pack it in.

Make these Summers count, get up early, stay out late, enjoy those long waterfront lunches, stay a little late on Sunday Night and watch the last set of your favorite band.

Summer doesn’t have to end quickly when you have had a great Summertime Cruise and not the Summertime Blues!

We do not know the answer to how many Summers we are going to have.

That’s what makes Summertime so special!